Kira Disapproves

 I appreciate people who are opinionated, like my brother, Brian. Here is a little collection of things that would be true if Brian ruled the world, updated periodically. Of course, if Brian really ruled the world, I would have to colonize Mars. It’s a sister thing.

1) We wouldn’t be allowed to call Target “Tahr-jey.”

2) Mothers would not be allowed to refer to their baby’s ages in months.

3) Everyone would be able to quote every Simpsons episode on demand.

4) Pizza would go on the food pyramid under vegetables. “I mean there are tomatoes on it aren’t there?”

5) Colleges would be run by students. Which just makes a lot more sense anyways, if you think about it. Actually, why have school at all?

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