Archive for January, 2009

Did you know…

Saturday, January 31st, 2009

…that if you walk in to a music store and start playing all the instruments really loudly, it doesn’t necessarily mean the management will say anything to you? I learned that this week. It’s a good way to take out aggression. Look how happy:

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Elizabeth Plays the Drums

 

Today was the 2nd Annual ILA retreat. It’s for the students in the department to get a chance to talk and spend time together outside of classes. Also, since we’re an interdisciplinary program, it’s a chance for people to meet when they might never have a class together otherwise. We played games, had a Gamelan demonstration, and even had Capoeira dancing. It’s a kind of martial arts/fighting/dance thing. When they asked for volunteers, I hid with the excuse that I was taking pictures. Here is one of the braver-than-me students dodging blows:

 

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And now back to my favorite new obsession, Battlestar Gallactica, Season One. Homework tomorrow…

The Trespassers

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009

I just started re-reading The Trespassers by Zilpha Keatley Snyder. She’s a YA author who also wrote the Newberry Honor books The Egypt Game and The Headless Cupid. This one is also a YA book, and I’m pretty sure I bought it from a Scholastic book order back in the day. I think this is probably the case because I don’t own any of her other books, and if I had bought one of her books in a bookstore, it probably wouldn’t have been this one.

The point is, I own it, and because I own it, I’ve probably read it at least three or four times. I like to re-read stuff, especially YA stuff, because you notice different things each time. Also, Snyder writes the kind of books that I can fall into, so I always read it so quickly, that going back to it, the ending is fuzzy all over again and it only falls into place as I re-read it and the bits and pieces of the story that I responded to most strongly before remind me of the rest of it. It’s a different thing than just reading a story and learning what it’s about the first time, if that makes sense.

Here’s the first paragraph (I’ve only read the first chapter as I write this.)

Toward the end of Cornelia Bradford’s sixth-grade year at Carmel Middle School she wrote a very successful report for Mr. Hardcastle’s Language Arts class. Mr. Hardcastle liked it a lot. When she got it back, it had a large, red A at the top of the page. And beneath that the words “Good for you, Neely. Well written and fascinating material. Particularly fascinating to me, and to everyone in my core class this year.” The title of the paper was “The Tragic Story of Halcyon House.”

Anyways, the story is about two kids, a brother and sister, named Cornelia and Gregory. The kids go by “Neely” and “Grub,” respectively, and Neely is older. Somehow (I can’t remember how yet because I’m only on the first chapter) the kids find a way to sneak in to an old, abandoned mansion in their neighborhood. The mansion still has lots of stuff in it, and the kids find that it is a great place to play, even if it does seem a little haunted and even if the stories about why it’s abandoned are vague and varied, with a hint of scandal. Actually, that probably makes it more fun.

Through a series of events, the kids are discovered in the house when the family that owns it — the ancestors of the guy who built it — move back in. The family’s only child, a son, Curtis, is the one who discovers them, and Neely strikes up a kind of friendship with Curtis that is mostly perpetuated by the fact that she and her brother still want access to the house. As I remember it, it isn’t that Neely doesn’t want to be nice to Curtis, but Curtis is a difficult kid to like — domineering, threatening and petty when he doesn’t get his way.

I’m not sure exactly how it all plays out, but some pretty bad stuff happens and Curtis eventually leaves town again, with only Neely really understanding all the secrets that surrounded his family’s abandonment of the house, then and now. I’m looking forward to finding out the rest of it.

The real reason I wrote this post is, it wasn’t until I read that first paragraph just now that I really read the word “halcyon” correctly for the first time. (See the correct stress and hear it at this link to Dictionary.com.) Until I read it tonight, I had always pronounced the word to myself, and possibly said it out loud, as Hal-ick-con. I mixed up the “c” and the “y” consistently, every time I read it, my whole life. I wondered if it may even have started when I read this book, because I think my pronuncioation has a nicer cadence when paired with the word “house” than the real one.

So I was wrong, and I only now know it. And that makes me sad. I guess that sounds a little overdramatic, but I have this whole part of my little world that was built up by the relationship I have with the things I read when I was a kid. And having even one little piece of it all the sudden turn in to something else is really weird and disconcerting. It’s not a big deal in the grand scheme of things. The plus side is, I can now use the word “halcyon” in conversation without mispronouncing it. (Assuming it ever comes up. It isn’t applicable to much I can think of in my life just now.)

Thinking about it some more, I realized that I DID look up that word for the first time when I read this book. I remember that I was reading it before falling asleep, and for some reason I was sleeping in my little brother’s room. I’m guessing that this might have been right after he got a new bed, a waterbed, of which I was extremely jealous. To get me to shut up about how unfair it was, my parents probably negotiatied with him to switch rooms with me for a few nights at some point. So there I was, sleeping in the water bed, with my brother’s faded, blue football-themed comforter, and I distinctly remember looking at the temperature gauge at the end of the bed and seeing that it was made by a company called “Halcyon.”

It was the very day that I must have learned what the word meant (but not how to pronounce it) and I had just finished reading a book that was about how calling something that name didn’t guarantee things would be perfect, and how it could even mean that things went worse than anyone could have expected because the name made everyone less prepared. And I also remember how, back then, I had read somewhere about how water beds could kill people. It was very unlikely, but it could happen if the temperature gauge broke. The sleeping person could just lie there in the water, getting colder and colder, but not waking up and then eventually they wouldn’t be able to wake up at all and they would just die, frozen.

I kind of doubt that that could really happen. I don’t know where the heck I read it. Maybe I was confusing it with the Rescue 911 episode where they resuscitate the little girl that falls asleep in a snow bank. Either way, I know it was real for me then. And now I have a reason for why, around the age of eight or nine, I sometimes snuck into Brian’s room if I woke up late at night, just to check that he was okay.

I don’t know if anyone cares about all those memories but me. But I’m still going to post them here so that I won’t forget again. So maybe next time I pick up this book and I’m not quite sure what happens, I’ll be able to look back and remember not just what the story is, but what the story is for me.

Now, on to Chapter Two…

I’d just like to say a few things about donuts.

Saturday, January 24th, 2009

Like, for example, Krispy Kreme elitism. Yes, Krispy Kreme makes a darn good donut. They definitely have the market cornered when it comes to the original glazed, doubly so, because a hot now original glazed is a whole different experience than a regular (cool?) original glazed.

However, Krispy Kreme is just not the be-all, end-all of donuts. Dunkin’ Donuts is not inferior. It’s just a whole other thing. It’s comparing apples to oranges (assuming that both fruits are battered and deep fried, which probably wouldn’t taste as bad as it first sounds, actually.)

Case in point would be the blueberry donut. At KK, they have blueberry cake, which is one of those twice-fried donuts that is so saturated with yummy oil and sugar that it melts away at the edges. The blueberry cake donut is good, but it is extrememly rich, and not really a great choice for breakfast.

Dunkin’ Donuts, on the other hand, has a blueberry donut that is so unsweet as to be almost bagel-y. It has a thin, hard layer of glaze that is a perfect compliment to the little blue things that make it “blueberry”-y, but the actual donut part is less sweet and dry. Also perfect in munchkin form. And the Dunkin’ Donuts blueberry muffins (not the low fat) are a whole other amazing thing, too.

Of course, that still doesn’t cover everything. There’s Top Pot donuts (now available at Starbucks, but not in Cinnamon Sugar, which is my favorite), Caribou Coffee’s apple fritters, supermarket entities like Entenmann’s, whose chocolate donut with yellow cake is nothing like any chocolate donut from anywhere else…

Yes, this is just a silly post about donuts. But still, it’s important to establish what we’re talking about. Operational definitions, if you will. And with that “Jamesian” link, I have managed to connect this particular navel-gazing, food-oriented, procrastination-themed post to my homework.

Oh, and one more thing!  Did you know that when Krispy Kreme stores with the orange “hot now” sign don’t have their light on, it means they’re making OTHER donuts than original glazed hot now, and that you can request some if you ask very nicely? I know. Awesome.

Joel at Krispy Kreme

Joel at Krispy Kreme

Another reason my life is like “The Office”…

Wednesday, January 21st, 2009

My new desk lamp is the exact same one that Dwight and Jim have on “The Office”!

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See? 

Home Makeover: Poor Graduate Student Edition

Monday, January 19th, 2009

Except, I really hate that show. Ty Pennington scares me. But anyways, in an attempt to make my procrastination more productive, and in the hopes that being organized will make this semester better than last, I spent the four days following the cookie baking pulling together my house.

Here’s the desk, formerly where papers and crits went to die. (I offer no before pictures in this post because it is just too embarrassing.)

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Among the people whose pictures watch over me while I write are Caren, Shane, Jim, Theresa, Douglas, An, Kristin, Amanda, and Brian. The other picture wall is across the room, but I couldn’t take a picture of it because I haven’t made my bed.

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The built-in bookshelf (for Douglas and Rose.) Lila is in almost every picture because she was following me around and I think she was jealous that I wasn’t taking pictures of her. She seriously placed herself in the frame of each one without any prompting.

The infamous closet, now organized:

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The bright green living room:

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And, finally, the bright blue kitchen:

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Thanks for humoring me.

Cookie Debacle

Friday, January 16th, 2009

Over the holiday, while I was visiting New York, Theresa, Pritpaul, and Tracy and I went to Veniero’s and had coffee and dessert. I re-discovered the Italian rainbow cookie. That — plus the spiked coffees with cool names and of course Tracy, Theresa, and Pritpaul — was one of the major highlights of the break.

When I got back to Atlanta last week, I was feeling like I had alllll this time to get stuff done, and I thought doing a little baking project might be fun. Cyd said she was making calzones (round pizzas in Cyd’s-Grandma-Speak) and I figured rainbow cookies would be the perfect dessert. They looked a little complicated when I looked at recipe online, but somehow when I read the whole thing I still figured it wouldn’t be too bad.

It was so bad.

It took me three entire days from start to finish, from about 2:45 p.m. on Sunday to midnight on Tuesday. Partly, I was distracted by Lila getting sick.

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But it was also just a freaking pain. Just in case you didn’t look at the recipe, here’s some highlights:

  • Not only do you have to separate the eggs, the you have to add them at completely different times AND whip the egg whites for freaking ever. This involved washing my one and only electric mixer.
  • You have to divide the batter into three to get the darn colors right.
  • You have to SHRED the almond paste if you do not have a food processer. I do not. Almond paste gets angry when you try to shed it. It melts and just generally freaks out.

I’ll spare you the rest of the details. The plus side was the recipe was pretty easy to follow. And I really appreciate the tips from Theresa’s Italian Mom. They don’t look terribly pretty in the pictures because my attempts at being a food stylist failed. But I swear they are good!

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Elizabeth set up a better picture. (Hi, Pam!)

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We’re having them this week at Sunday dinner.

Celadon by Desirina Boskovich

Tuesday, January 6th, 2009

My friend Desirina has an awesome story that just went up at Clarkesworld. I loved it from the first line…

 I was six years old when I shifted between worlds for the first time.

Read it! Read it here. :)

I Maybe Should’ve Gone to IHOP

Monday, January 5th, 2009

I guess this is going to be one of these blogs that, as Jim so aptly describes: “is the ‘my cat puked on the bed’ sort of blog, which some people use to keep those around them up to date with their lives.” The difference is, I don’t have a cat. I have a dog. In the interest of full disclosure, Lila had a bath today and chewed up a sheet of My Little Pony stickers that fell on the floor.

Anyways, in that spirit of celebrating the mundane, I present to you this morning’s peculiar oddity, the albino pancake:

Albino Panckae

 

It’s cooked all the way through. I know this, because I ate it, along with this pancake that I present to you for comparison:

 

Normal Pancake

Yay, it worked…

Sunday, January 4th, 2009

Okay, that’s my word counter for my novel. I got it from www.writertopia.com.

And, by the way, at least 6,000 of those words make no sense. :)

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Sunday, January 4th, 2009